January 2011
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“We not young money, we big money. What the fuck is you sayin`?”
"Dude! She just called you a Perv." "OH HELL NO,...
darlieecious:
we need a “OH HELL NO” tumblr.
Your period-lol!
sweetlittlekat:
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw every bodies face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
Tampons take over your purse
The positives
Your not pregnant
You know those cages our parents used to use to...
letsjustdisappear:
Walk away like a BOSS
That awkward moment when you realize you're...
redtigerr:
-loveeanna:
hahaha ^
i hate that.
White people talk to their parents crazy..
My friends are like “shut up bitch”:
Im sitting there like:
Im expecting their parents to be like:
But they sit there like:
Then all embarrassed and shit and they leave:
Then im like:
I wish I could do that shit:
Before sex, you help eachother get naked. After...
redgenius:
lool
thoughts while on my period
ow
my vagina is falling off
wow this is dumb
wow there goes a pair of my cutest underwear
im going to kill myself
why wasnt i born a boy
why was i born
i hate all of you
aw cute i woke up in a pool of my own blood
“MY VAGINA IS FALLING OFF”…ROTF!!!!
A happy couple had been married for about 10 years...
badbitchesandbombassweed:
recklessdopefresh:
winner!..lmao
If you believe in Jesus Christ, reblog this and...
extraordinaryaquarius:
(via tashacullen, -lalalove)
inmywolfsuit:
catsandhelvetica:
...
When someone follows you on Tumblr:
When someone follows you on twitter:
When someone follows you in real life:
When your friend tells you that they've seen...
Bitch, I am the one and only.