super-eklectic1: what in the hell?!
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...– Sigmund Freud (via psych-quotes)
chalcosoma: I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe” The end..lol
my socially awkward life
lulz-time: person: hey me: good thanks Follow this blog, get free ham.